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KFC Rap

Uploaded by: FJ033
Video Description:
This is out first Rap so give us a break
This goes out to Austenmad24 and Jadeemerald321
LYRICS:
When you come inside and your stomachs rumbling
you reach for the phone but you keep on fumbling
You break the piggy bank and check the savings
But dude it be the Colonel you're cravin
Kentucky Fried Chicken the taste lives here
Kentucky Fried Chicken ain't the fat that I fear
Kentucky Fried Chicken is good at anytime
Kentucky Fried Chicken barely cost more then a dime
You go and buy your chicken and you start to eat
Twice as good as McDonalds which tastes like feet
You pull out the fries you pull out the coleslaw
You pull out the chicken thats far from raw
Grab a big Crunch hell grab seven
all this food will send you to heaven
KFC will even megasize
Hunt the ones that still despise
Order off the Internet or even off the phone
Eat your KFC with an Ice Cream Cone
You might call me fat or even lazy
but dude all this food is driving me crazy
KFC has boneless chicken
Dude you gotta try it its finger lickin
Oh C'mon you can have a twister
Its good for your Brother your mother or your sister
This food will clog your Arteries dont'cha see
It will also give Diabetes
but I don't believe in all that crap
Why do you think I'm writing this rap
You can have green beans or corn on the cob
You might think you're special but they're just doing their job
You might want to try the BBQ Beans
Unless you don't want gas I recommend the greens
This whole chain started in 1890
When some random guy thought of KFC!!!
This whole buisness is still going on
If you dont get here quick it will all be gone
Theres all sorts of foods like chicken pot pie
I know what your thinking and no your not high
All this food is for real
So come on down and grab an 8 wing meal
Theres a bunch of drinks like pepsi or coke
Dude you better believe it its no joke
Thats not all theres sprite and theres root beer
Constant peeing is my only fear
KFC is even good for lunch
It's also good for dinner breakfast or brunch
All these locations are conveniently close
This whole entire menu is the opposite of gross
When you're done come and get some dessert
If you don't think KFC is awesome I'm hurt
You can have apple pie or chocolate cake
So come on done for GODS SAKE
After you're done you'll be in a better mood
You can thank the Colonel and his wonderful food
For dinner you can gets some more
Hell go now just walk out the door
Now you see that KFC is the best
Better then Wendy's and all the rest

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